A very short lesson in Psychology:
- When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
- When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
- When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
- When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
- When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
- When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
- When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you
Here comes a hipster response because I’ve seen this around and to even see someone proclaim this about “psychology,” I can’t help but feel a little offended:
- No, goddamnit, when you’re laughing, you’re increasing the endorphins and dopamine levels in the brain — there is no correlation to sadness
- No, it means they are sleeping a lot
- Not even, and keeping secrets isn’t a secret
- When they’re not crying, maybe it’s because they’re not sad
- When I eat abnormally I’m trying to hurry up my ass or else I’m late for something
- “Little things”? That’s a relative term
- No, when you’re really busy you’re likely to focus at the task on hand
This is as good as telling the general public that psychology = horoscope readings, which is rather silly.
(Source: shyieesolove)
